Daily Relatability for Today’s Teacher
Student Sayings
Powerful quotes, questions, and statements that are always relevant and comprehensible.
Fractions and Jesus
Teacher: “Can you have a fraction of a person? No, it needs to be a whole person, so your answer will be a whole number”
Student: “Well, technically no. But everything is possible with Jesus, so actually you can have a fraction of a person”
Anxious Times
“I hate it when it’s 11:11. Wheww it gives me anxiety.”
Thoughtful?
“I like to find out people’s birthdays because they deserve to be remembered one day out of the year. I usually don’t tell them I know it in a creepy way though.”
Positive outlook on education
“School is a prison, but it’s a fun prison.”
Powerful Simile
“Writing is like a circle. They both have no point.”
School cred
“I have a prison record. Kind of. I had a chat with the police when I was in 1st grade.”
“You are my role model. Remember that when you read that I have robbed a bank.”
Some student to a teacher somewhere
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